I had a top secret mission yesterday morning. Shhhh…don’t tell anybody especially pak usop. I transferred RM1000 from pak usop’s account to Hadie’s account. Hadie needed the money until afternoon for another mission. Shhh…don’t tell mak bedah too. Mission accomplished. Neither pak usop nor mak bedah knew about their money. I can see myself as the next mission impossible agent. Watch out dude.
I’ve been corrupted by this dude, Hadie. But what can I say, we shared the same father. Yo, Bro! Never ever ask me to climb the water tank in the city. If we both in the jail, we will kena baling dengan buah kana oleh Tuan Sarjana.
Finish with the mission, time for recreation. I had a jog all over the orchard. It’s all because of jojo. I took him and maktok to my uncle’s house. It’s hari raya, so I want him to meet his cousins, which are my uncle’s cats. But it didn’t happen that way.
Seems like the world is really love to fight. America vs. Iraq, Israel vs. Palestine, Muslim vs. Christian, Tun Mahathir vs. Pak Lah, Warie vs. ayah, mak vs. Amin and now jojo vs. bobo and the gang. I don’t want to have fight with anybody.
Jojo was chased by his cousins all over the orchard and I have to follow them to north, south, river, paddy field until up on the tree. Wow…it’s pretty tired. I really have to go for jogging after this.
The last pit-stop was at the middle of paddy field. I have to talk nicely and promise a lot of things to make jojo came back. I told him that he can eat all the cakes, I’ll buy him new flavour of Whiskas and tell him that his beautiful girlfriend just calls me and was waiting to see him at home.
Finally he listened to me. I had to cover him under my shirt and straight put him in the car. And as reward for jojo’s anger, I got cop mohor (his claws) on my arm.
I’ve been corrupted by this dude, Hadie. But what can I say, we shared the same father. Yo, Bro! Never ever ask me to climb the water tank in the city. If we both in the jail, we will kena baling dengan buah kana oleh Tuan Sarjana.
Finish with the mission, time for recreation. I had a jog all over the orchard. It’s all because of jojo. I took him and maktok to my uncle’s house. It’s hari raya, so I want him to meet his cousins, which are my uncle’s cats. But it didn’t happen that way.
Seems like the world is really love to fight. America vs. Iraq, Israel vs. Palestine, Muslim vs. Christian, Tun Mahathir vs. Pak Lah, Warie vs. ayah, mak vs. Amin and now jojo vs. bobo and the gang. I don’t want to have fight with anybody.
Jojo was chased by his cousins all over the orchard and I have to follow them to north, south, river, paddy field until up on the tree. Wow…it’s pretty tired. I really have to go for jogging after this.
The last pit-stop was at the middle of paddy field. I have to talk nicely and promise a lot of things to make jojo came back. I told him that he can eat all the cakes, I’ll buy him new flavour of Whiskas and tell him that his beautiful girlfriend just calls me and was waiting to see him at home.
Finally he listened to me. I had to cover him under my shirt and straight put him in the car. And as reward for jojo’s anger, I got cop mohor (his claws) on my arm.
2 comments:
hish... jenayah kolar putih
alamak..cam na en.shahir CEO dapat tau nih
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