Stupido! Stupido! Stupido!

EXAMINATION!!! After a long time.

Lost…where is the place? Finally, 9.30 sharp arrived at MRSM Merbok. Waaaa…suddenly I feel likes a homecoming queen.

Now, I’m back to MRSM. They still wear the very same blue & brown uniform.

The pak guard said, go to the hall for the registration. Where is the hall, pak guard? Go to the place that you can see many people there. Yeaappp...I found it but it’s a cafeteria which also has many people. HALL laa…mangkuk! - Stupido No.1

Still have time about 20 minutes. Takutnya tengok hall. A few girls tried to chit-chat with me. Rupanya, most of them were ex-MRSM students. No wonder there were many parents. Budak MRSM la katakan, parents-wise. Masa interview yang orang tak bawa mak bapak, aku pi bawa cik jijon dgn pak sop, kali nih tamau bawa plak. Salah event betoi la aku nih.

Lenggang, lenggang…lenggang ala lenggang kangkung. There comes one of the invigilators, a very young guy. Ya Allah, dia punya lenggang…kalah makcik-makcik pakai kebaya. Terus aku convert dia pakai the red kebaya dan kertas-kertas di tangan dia menjadi bunga-bunga yang harum mewangi. Terus terplay soundtrack lagu Rahimah Rahim.

Berjalan dia ke kota,
Di tangannya penuh bunga,
Di hatiii…penuh cinta.

Kenapa jalan macam tuh? Nampak dak makcik-makcik dan cik adik-cik adik termasuklah pakcik-pakcik tuh dok gelak. Aku tak gelak tapi engko dah ku tukarkan menjadi satu makhluk yg lain….wuahahaha.

Since I don’t know my position, I asked the head invigilator. I was asked to sit at DG rows. Then, someone come and says hi to me. Yeaaaa…I know, she must be one of my friends. I know her face but forget her name. Anyway, MRSM friends are not memorable to me except for Rozi, che chah and my love…Effa.

8 years after school. I don’t have a pencil box anymore which full of stationeries. All I have is an ugly 2B pencil, an eraser and tati’s scientific calculator. Orang lain siap bawa pencil box, pencil yg ada tanda harga lagi. Jampi apa??? Maklum la nak exam…hehehe. Merasalah tengok pencil box gaya terkini sebelum dapat kertas soalan.

Well, the questions are not really tough but confusing. Sitting among mostly ex-MRSM students, I know where my place is. The chance is getting smaller now. I have 40 minutes left. Aku main padam-padam sampai budak sebelah pon perasan. When I do the rethinking process, the answers always change. Why aaa???

So I decided to think about which one to choose…DG or E (teacher or Administration). Actually I don’t what post did I apply. I overheard the conversation between one of the students and the invigilators when the student said she applied for both position and she was told to choose either one.

I think … I like to manage things rather than teaching, so I chose Administration. Operasi memadam yg terakhir kali from DG to E. - Stupido No.2

Ahaa…ada surat. They put a seal envelope on my table while I was busily answering the exam paper. After the exam, I decided to read it in the car…malu la baca surat depan orang. - Stupido No.3

Baru nak bukak envelope, ada mamat nih sibuk nak masuk dalam kereta dia tapi tak boleh sebab terlalu sempit. So kesian punya pasai, aku pun keluar la dari parking lot tuh, so he can get in his car. Terlupa plak pasai surat tuh. - Stupido No. 4

Make a stop at Sungai Petani. Then I realized about the letter. Alahaiiiii….DG laa. What to do, ayam tak patuk itik tak sudu laaa. Actually I had been offered to sit for an examination for DG level. But I just tick E for administration. Why I always have a second thought. - Stupido No. 5. Scream all the way to Alor Star.

On the way back, dad called asking me to take Rio for service. He is going to KL tonight. Dalam keadaan hati yg resah, ternampak pulak apek naik motor kat belakang tuh pakai helmet terbalik. Hahaha…slumber ja dia walaupun orang asyik tengok dia.

‘Tibalik ker, tak tibalik ker…janji wa makai helmet maaa.’

Today, I declare that I hate Chinese. No more Andy Lau, Leong Lai Meng, Aaron Kwok…aku kini pecinta ???

Chinese aaa…always rushing2 maaa. Clumsy, cakap banyak and always forcing people la. Most of the chinese I met always like this laa. Ini apek dekat tempat servis kereta nih dok suruh aku tukaq wiper baru. Aku dah cakap tak mau. Dah siap servis kereta lagi nak cerita keburukan tak tukar wiper. Aiyaaa apek aaa…lu tau ka wa tengah sedih nih. Lagi mau cakap manyak.

“Tukar laaa kalau lu mau tukar.”

“Sudah tukar lagi minta duit. Waa mana la duit maa, itu la lu suruh wa tukar lagi. Sekalang lu sendili bayar laaa.”

Sib baik ada credit kad pak sop dalam kereta. Aku bayar pakai kredit kad pak sop ja la. Stupido No. 6

End up being stupid.
It hurts…
Cause to believe I’m clever all this while.
It hurts more,
When you know that,
Being stupid is regretting.

Stupido! Stupido! Stupido!