Bila interview

Interview lagi…kerja dak jugak.

Bila lewat

Arghhhhhh….aku lewat lagi. Udah la lewat, ada roadblock pulok. Nasib baik aku tak suey hari nih. Ala-mak, speed punya pasai sampai terlepas jalan ke POLY. Tapi tak pa, purak-purak aku bukan orang kedah. Konon-konon cari tempat tak jumpa la. Kelas gitu.

Bila ramai

Ramai la pulok, ingat aku sorang saja. Siut, 100 orang lebih, ada can aku cabut balik nih. Oopsss…nasib baik nama aku no.2. So, aku tunggu saja la. Please yeah everybody, I’m not talking to anybody. Don’t want to act like a fool again. Karang nanti, ada pulak yang takut-takutkan aku cakap penemuduga tu garang la. Nanti sekali lagi aku lari balik.

Bila jumpa orang bulat-bulat

Eh, mamat yang duduk sebelah aku nih bulat-bulat la. Dok senyum-senyum pulak. Tak tahan aku dari tak sembang dengan dia. Apa ke nama dia pun aku tak tau tapi ex-UTP student. Dah kerja dengan Petronas kat gurun tapi masih nak minta kerja kerajaan. Apa ke hei haa.

Mamat nih aku rasa mesti iron rambut dia sendiri, huhuhu…huduh semacam ja. Tapi tak pa laa…borak dengan dia saja la. Nak kacau cik adik-cik adik manis, semua muka ketat ja. Maklum la, concentrate nak masuk interview. Aku saja yang rileksssss.

Bila bilik interview macam Project Runaway

Fuiyoooo…panjangnya runaway nak ke meja pakcik makcik penemuduga tuh. Tiba-tiba saja aku rasa macam Fitri dok catwalk kat runaway dalam ‘Project Runaway Malaysia’ tuh.

Bila ada satu kerusi

Bila dah sampai, aku nampak satu kerusi. So, aku terus ja la duduk. Tiba-tiba semua orang tengok aku macam aku baru lepas bunuh orang walhal dalam hati depa (hoi budak, aku belom suruh kau duduk la).

Bila aku macam blur

Aku dengan slumbernya duduk sambil dalam hati tertanya-tanya (apahal diorang tengok aku saja ni, tamau interview ka).

“Ada apa-apa yang awak nak bagi kat kami?”, ketua penemuduga.

“Ooo…ada-ada. Ini sijil-sijil saya.” Lupa pulok aku nak bagi sijil-sijil aku. Bengong betui.

“OK, sekarang baru awak boleh duduk”, kata sorang lagi penemuduga dengan nada perli.

Hehehe…memang sah la aku ni tak beradab. Masak la kau labu.

Bila aku cakap pasai Gandhi

“You said you read about Gandhi. Tell me about him”, said the head interviewer.

“Ermm…he is a fighter for his nation independence. In a non-violance way..bla…bla..bla…(aku klentong)

“Did you watch the movie”, he asked again.

“Yes, long time ago”, said me.

“Who’s the actor?”, the head interviewer really loves movies, I guess.

“ ooo (giggle)...he is very famous. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember his name.” Thanks God, I didn’t say Keanu Reeves.

Bila sekali lagi … reject kerja

“ok, I’m gonna offer you this post but it’s gonna be in Dungun,” said the head interviewer. “Are willing to work in Dungun?”

“No, sir.” wahahah…what a direct answer from me.

“Why, you said you really want this job.”

“I want to stay close to my parents,” said me (yearkkkk…what a baby).

Damn…can’t you find a more macho answer. Can’t you see their faces.

“Can’t I just work here?” giving out my poyo face.

“The only available place we have for this position is in Dungun,” said the head interviewer.

Beb, who wants to work in TER-RENGGANU. Come on, don’t you have a better place for me.

“Never mind, thank you. I’m not interested”, giving out one straight decision.

Aiyooo, hadie will lempang me if he knows I acted like a fool again.

Hadie was right, kinda sick of Zzarym too although usually it came with deep amazement when he keep doing one of his fool act again and again and again...