PEREMPUAN OH PEREMPUAN!

~BOCOR~

Lunch time…
Thomas and I are the 2 persons who rarely out for lunch. People know and that’s why this sms coming in.

‘I need your help. Tolong datang toilet MJ bawah kat kfc. Bawa beg hitam I bley? Emergency, bocor. Kena salin.’

WHAT???!!! Carikan orang lain. Carikan orang lain.

I’m totally a guy when it comes to this matter. I think Mr. Shrek will assist you better than me. See, I got the wrong bag.

‘kau belikan saiz yang paling besar’

At the Guardian…
FW???
‘Itu saiz paling besar bagi perempuan. Adik nak yang nih kee?
‘Arggg…yee-aaa’

You have no idea how I….fuhhhhh, totally idiot and blushing. Minta nyawa!

~NOT A STRANGER BUT NOT YET A FRIEND~

I realize this long time ago but it reminds me today.

I’M NOT A HELPER. I DON’T HELP STRANGER.

Aku baru kenai budak-budak ofis nih less than a month. Definitely it takes time for friendships. So far, only azhar, sean, ozi mencapai tahap selesa.
What the hell you tell me all about your hubby, friends or whoever they are… I DON’T CARE.
Don’t show me all those ugly pictures…I DON’T EVEN WANT TO SEE.
Don’t ask me to accompany you here and there…I’M NOT A HELPER.

You are not a stranger anymore but not yet a friend.
I wonder how the can think I will help them while we just met.

So please don’t call me at night to drive you home cause the train is delayed. Where is your hubby then. Who are you to ask me help?
Remember, AKU BUDAK SOMBONG. BACK TO SCHOOL.

~BELUM KAWIN DAA...~

Aku baru dapat tau dari puteh yang semua staff pompuan kat ofis aku tuh belum kawin kecuali datin. Biasa la puteh dengan gelaran baru joyah berjaya mengorek rahsia syarikat walaupun baru masuk kerja. Some of them already have mid life crisis macam zoy and some are just cool even though they already 40 something.